SCENE – GENERIC DEPARTMENT OR DRUG STORE, DEODORANT ISLE

CUT TO deodorant isle sign. FOCUS IN, FOOTSTEPS.

Young adult female with short hair and semi-masculine attire walks down the isle. Looking bored, she reaches for a flowery, feminine stick deodorant. Halfway through reaching, she stops and turns her head towards a wall of Axe Body Spray.

FOCUS on Axe. Then, FOCUS back on female. She picks a can up, looks it over, and smiles.

CUT TO Axe can going down conveyor belt to be paid for.

CUT TO female in parking lot. She sprays herself with Axe, stands there and waits. Nothing immediately happens.


YOUNG WOMAN
(skeptical)
(scoff) I guess it doesn’t work on everyone. What a rip off.

Female goes to toss the Axe can in the trash. BOOM. Female is tackled by horny blonde woman who comes out of nowhere.

CUT TO black screen with words “AXE BODY SPRAY:”

FADE TO words “AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ATTRACTION.”

CUT TO female leaving parking lot with several attractive women in tow. ZOOM IN to can of Axe Body Spray tucked into female’s waistband.

CUT TO black screen with can of Axe.

END.